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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Proof that new shows can be as good as the classics. Quantum Leap X-Files
Ally McBeal: I was surprised that I like the show. Pee Wee's Playhouse Babylon 5
Murder One (The first Series) Great acting, casting and storyline. Kinda like a one shot mini-series, the next year they changed the characters. Oh, well. By the way, one of the actors, a bald guy played a army base commander on the X-Files ("Fresh Bones") NYPD Blue Dallas
Twin Peaks all right, I admit I have absolutely no idea what the hell this show was about. Still, I thought it was one of the best shows ever on TV. Seinfeld Green Acres
Poltergeist: The Legacy I don't like horror movies: no plot or the same old plot. The Legacy writers are able to come up with a new plot every week. I've heard some criticism of the acting skills of some of the actors. I don't think of it as bad acting, just personalities we're not used to seeing on tv--e.i. a French guy who's not a rude asshole. The Simpsons Ren & Stempy (the original)
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (as seen on A&E) Without a doubt the best portrayal of Sherlock Holmes ever made. Frazier Black Adder
3rd Rock From the Sun Great show, but they need to change the time slot. Deep Space Nine Cheers
ER  I've never seen this show, but I'll take your word for it. St. Elsewhere was good enough for me.      
     

 

Almost always good

Pinky & The Brain Married With Children MAD TV
El Gran Jeugo De La Oca (you have to see it to believe it) Honey I shrunk the kids, the series Night Court
David Letterman (I know, he's slipped a lot) Star Trek the Next Generation The Tick
Grace Under Fire (yes, there's male bashing, but it's clever and used correctly) The Howard Stern Show Coach
MST 3000 (with Joel) Rocky & Bullwinkle Night Line
Dr. Who (Tom Baker, after you get to know what's going on) Beavis & Butthead Friends
Newhart (the one with Larry and the Darrels) In Living Color The Wild Wild West
The Drew Carry Show (sometimes, bad time slot) The Larry Sanders Show Xena: Warrior Princess
Tales From the Crypt Red Shoe Diaries Star Trek
The Outer Limits (no debate concerning old versus new)   Fresh Prince
Conan The Barbarian Not really a barbarian. No raping, no pillaging. Just a delightful combination of a dwarf, a black man (with a "Jerri Curl"), a guy with a stick who can't speak, and last but not least a big muscular Austrian with a thick accent and a big sword. How can you go wrong?
Roseanne yes, there's male bashing, but it's funny Hercules: The Legendary Journeys  
Maximum Bob (I hated the promo's for this, I was surprised at how good it is) Of course, ABC decided to yank it.   Mad About You
     

 

Frequently Good

Fridays (sometimes) This show was one of the first to try to compete with SNL (Saturday Night Live, duh?). It had it's moments a Rastafarian cook and a pharmacist. It also stared the CO-creator of Seinfeld, Larry David. Sliders (this is on cable) The Faculty (with Meredith Baxter) (RIP)
The Adventures of Sinbad (early series, (4 stars)) I don't mind the scientist characters discovery of dynamite, but I'm not buying his use of the term "molecular." My mother told me not to say this about people, but I'm sorry, in addition to a relative lack of cleavage, the new chick is just plain ugly. TV.Com Beverly Hillbillies (sometimes)
3's Company (tops the list) The women are really nothing to look at; maybe it's something subliminal. One of the all time great tv programming mysteries. Computer Chronicles Baywatch (without sound)
King of the Hill I'm not sure what they could do to make this show better, maybe add two juvenile delinquents who review music videos? Tarzan: The Epic Adventures Baywatch at Night (without sound)
Ophra I was surprised that I liked some of her shows Night Stand This Old House
Alfred Hitchcock Presents It was much scarier as when I watched it as a kid. I few observations: It occurs to me that most of the women of that day are portrayed as insane. Here's the secret to writing a story for old Al, instead of writing about behavior that is out of the ordinary, write about, dare I say it, antisocial criminal behavior. Back then, Ned Flanders would be considered a wild man Alien Nation The Spy Game
JAG (they get an E for effort) Law & Order David Brinkley (replaced by 2 nitwits)
Some people think that Poltergeist the Legacy belongs down here   Just Shoot Me (Consider it done)
"That 70's Show" (TSS)

First of all, it should be called "That Middle to Late Seventies Show," it does make a difference. I like the characters and the actors although every so often you can tell that these are 1990's actors pretending to be in the 70's. I was fortunate enough to be a teenager in the 70's and it was absolutely the most perfect time to be a teenager. Allow me to wax nostalgic: Video games were just exciting enough to be "something to do" but boring enough not to be addictive. Smart kids watched the dumb kids die on heroin or downers, and in so doing learned to limit their experimentation to marijuana and LSD. Birth control was now widely available, and the girls wore peasant blouses and halter tops and mini skirts and lord help me, lip gloss. Compare to combat boots, long wool skirts, 3 or 4 layers of upper garments, green hair and black lipstick. Most rock groups reached their peak and there were parties, everywhere. Men got along with women, blacks got along with whites. In Chicago, cars would line up near the beach, near lake shore drive. They'd open their car trunks, play music and party. The police would cruise by and as long as everyone was well behaved we were left alone. If you looked a little too young, they'd pour out your beer or confiscate your pot. If you were rowdy they'd bust up the entire area. By the late 70's all that changed. Along with disco came cocaine and an invasion of street gangs.

By the way, for those of you screaming at your computers, "You idiot!" "What about Viet Nam and Water Gate and..." Hey! lighten up. I said I was a teenager, on pot no less. I was just barley aware of Viet Nam--I'm sure that many people had relatives in Viet Nam and their lives were deeply affected. By the way, with all the Republican bashing going on, as a contrarian I just can't help pointing out: The Viet Nam war was started by a Democrat and ended by a Republican. And one of the best examples of American (government) police violence was perpetrated under the orders of Mayor Daley a Democrat, during the Democratic convention.

Perhaps the show is centered in Wisconsin in order to avoid having to deal with cocaine, parqaut and the street gang problems of the mid to late 70's. Thanks for bumming me out man. Ok, so where was I? Oh yea, the point I was making was that the show was correct: there were a lot of parties back in those days. Personally, I would have started the show in the early 70's. The cars of the late 60's early 70's were awesome. However, drug use was much heavier then, and it would have been much harder to get past the censors, but I think it would be worth the try. I look back and I remember the size of the average clique (read posse) was 7 or 8 people. Missing from the TSS group are a couple of Beavis & Butthead-like dopers. Dopers (heads) were just as entertaining then as B&B are now. Even if you didn't indulge, it was always fun to stop by and stare at the college age doper chicks. Keep in mind this was back when sex didn't kill you and people made an effort to stay outta your face. Ah, those were the days.

Fox's The World's: Fill in the Blank Spin City Siskel & Egbert
The Profiler I was surprised that I like this show. Banacek Sanford & Son?
Colombo Watchable, but I'm not sure why VR 5 Yan Can Cook
  Dr. Dr. Bosom Buddies
     

 

Good Shows Not Given Enough Time and/or Not promoted correctly

  The Spy Game Dr. Dr.
Dark Skies I'm not sure what went wrong. I did find the show hard to follow--maybe others did too. By the way, before being the ratings boosting sex borg on Voyager, Jeri Ryan played a "bad guy" in Dark Skies. The Tom Arnold show Night Stand
VR5 Until I get time to go back and look at the tapes, I'm going to say that this could have been a good show Mercy Point Reboot
     

 

Family Shows & Shows the Kids Like

Beakman's World I like the original cast Family Ties Histeria
Honey I shrunk the kids, the series    

 

The Breasts of the Best
Unhappily Ever After


Her name is
Nikki Cox, at the moment I can't recall her face, but I think she's cute. Never-the-less, time's running out, pose for Playboy or suffer the same fate as that chick who play in Gilligan's Island. (full review elsewhere)

Univision's*  "Lente Loco"


Her name is Odalys Garcia -- we have a surprise for you all... stay tuned to Oddhobby.


* a Hispanic station

The Howard Stern Radio Show
Or, "The Smutty Cleavage Rainbow of Sin".  

Well, that's what they call it at my church.  I'm keeping my eye on that show. I've even played it backwards--I'll let you know what I find. 
 

 

Does Xenon belong here?  
Bay Watch
Pam left and took two of Bay Watch's biggest stars with her.  Now she's on VIP, and not as big of a star as she once was... which reminds me, she had her breast implants removed.  I know cause I was lurking at EBay and I was able to get a good deal. They're autographed and the guy swears he's her plastic surgeon. By the way, is it Anderson or Andersen? And last, is authentic breast implants an oxymoron?
VIP
It's a part time hobby just thinking of sophmoric breast related versions of   VIP.. Very Impressive Puppies?  Oh, well. Hey, has anyone noticed that Pam always stars with a dark haired, flat chested character, who has a bad attitude? Give that some thought and post your conclusions to alt.conspiracy and tell 'em Oddhobby sent ya.
Acapulco H.e.a.t.
You remember Lydie Denier, jiggling through the jungle in "Tarzan: The Epic Adventures"  Our FOO members report that she has W.N.S. (wandering nipple syndrome). Sounds like an observation Howard Stern would make. 

Christa Sauls -- has guest starred in many different "hot blonde" roles.

And last but not least (bust-wise) ex-Playboy model Alison Armitage
By the way, most of the sites that we looked at, that advertise nude pictures of Ms. Armitage (A.K.A. Brittany York),  are scams--don't waste your time.

     

 

Shows with 1 or more redeeming qualities

Star Trek Voyager (or "How many politically correct tokens can you fit on one star ship? Star Trek HMPCTCYFOOSS) A black Vulcan, an American Indian, a female captain (who bares a striking resemblance to a young Aunt Bea), criminals as officers, a female 3 year old giving birth (no longer on the show), and perhaps the most annoying creature in the entire universe a bird/fish looking guy who is given responsibilities for which he (it) is totally unsuited (morale building and cooking). I spoke with one of the writers and she refuses to kill this guy off. In case you haven't noticed the show isn't as much of a sci-fi show as it is a "chick" show (lots of romantic/relationship stuff).

If they really wanted to be fair, they'd get a cowboy to be the ship's counselor and a junkie as a transporter chief. Thrust into this politically correct amalgam is a female Borg who has managed to store, what appears to be, all of her body fat in 2 locations--causing her center of gravity to be counter productive to almost any activity that doesn't involve falling forward. My advice, they're on the right trak (or trek), let's get rid of the crew and just watch that actress (Jeri Ryan) stuff herself into that Borg uniform.

Viper You don't get to see the car do anything until the end of the show. Mostly, the car shields itself (a special effect borrowed from Batman), then they press a button that causes a tube to angle out from the side of the car, and depending on the plot, the tube will shoot things. There's also a little flying thing that is able to do anything the plot needs it to do. But like I said that's all at the end of the show. Until then you have to suffer through 4 of the worst personalities ever portrayed on TV They could kill off any one character and make the show 25% better over night. My advice just show the car doing neat stuff, or better yet, just bring back Night Rider or give the Dukes of Hazard surface to air missiles.
Bay Watch, Caliente These shows often contain pretty women. Caliente has some scantily clad men and women. Watch these without the sound. Damen Earth 2
     

 

Horrible Unwatchable Shows

Forgive or Forget The idea here is that any overweight black women has a chance to compete against Ophra. It was worth a try I guess.    
Moesha This show contains behavior that is embarrassing even when I take into consideration that they are actors acting, and that the show is for young people.    
Vibe and that whole series of shows that tried to compete with Vibe except for maybe Damen or whatever his name was.    
Millennium Although this show was created by a man (Chris Carter of the X-Files) it is a good example of misandriy (hatred of men) in television content. Let's start with the actress that plays the main characters wife. I can't stand her, that's my opinion. It might be because of her role in a previous series where she betrayed her husband (although if I remember correctly it was, somehow, for his own good.) I think, I just plain don't like the way she looks. If I had to pick an actress to play a humorless, lesbian, feminist demon, I'd pick her.

Even compared to her husband (Frank Black played by xx), a man who is so grim he has frown lines deep enough to hide small children, even compared to him she seems frigid. But wait, they had one episode where her sister was trying to convince her that she wasn't happy. Anyone who knows anything about feminism knows that feminists have to be miserable in order to be happy. The 2 or 3 minute scene would make a perfect commercial against marriage with American women: One god-awful, humorless, bore trying to convince the other that she should be unhappy. Aside from that, the show consists of 1 of 3 messages, the world may or may not end, and men (not mankind) are evil, and last but not least, men should listen to women (even or perhaps especially, female children). As far as Chris Carters involvement, the sci-fi mystery component could not possibly be smaller. In one episode Frank is investigating the case of a woman who was molested as a child. During the investigation he has visions of her father molesting her. And, that's it--one hour later, surprise, the father was in fact molesting the daughter! How about those special effects, showing visions of the father going into the girls bed room--I'd like to see a special to find out how that's done. Oh and by the way, in case you missed the moral of the story, hidden in all those sci-fi special effects and plot twists: men are evil because they molest little girls.

Over the years, the show has grown, and is more painful than ever before. In what I call "The Stupid Poetry" episode, Frank explains the incredible power of the Millennium group to his wife, our postergirl for why American men shop for Asian women for wives. He explains that it is more or less up to him to save the planet, his family included. He explains that he doesn't really like the Millennium group, but they seem to know a little something about this whole end of the world thing. Forget that Frank is supposed to be god's gift to the world of investigation, and that somehow he is just now finding out what the millennium group is all about. Katherine, the aforementioned miserable wretch responds by saying more or less, that she didn't like Frank or his attitude. She just doesn't appreciate this end of the world stuff, and if Frank would just spend more time with the family, everything would be OK You know how men are, always thinking of some excuse to go out and play with their friends. In the mean time, the producers of the show managed to find the most annoying song known to man, it seemed to last forever. As the song persisted, disjointed images of the millennium group female, who was "freaking out," were displayed.

Finally Cancelled - Now just a bad memory.

     
     
     
     

 

Cop Shows & Freak Shows This includes Judge Mills Lane, Judge Judy, Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones et. al. With special dispensation for Ophra. Constant reminders of how crappy things have become. I just can't watch these shows. So many crazy, dishonest people with absolutely no idea of what's right and what's wrong. Images of police dragging people half nude, out of their homes. Not one garbage truck driver who wakes people up in the middle of the night, not one punk graffiti vandal, car thief. Hillbillies with marijuana and prostitutes.
     

 

British TV

   
Monty Python's Flying Circus (3.5-4 stars) Much funnier in the 70's when I was stoned on pot. The best of is great, the other stuff is just plain boring, unless maybe you lived in Britain and had some clue as to what they were talking about. Faulty Towers (4 stars)  
Are you being served? (3-3.5 stars) 101 double untondra cat jokes--never gets old.    
Black Adder (4 stars) They're all funny, but some are so funny they're painful. If you've never heard of Black Adder before you're in for a treat. Video tapes of the Black Adder are widely available. There are 5 series x is my favorite. The Benny Hill Show Grand father of the immature men's club.  
Dr. Who (with T. Baker) (4 stars) I absolutely hated this show when I first saw it, but the more I understood it, the more I liked it.    
The Kenny Everet Show I'm surprised this didn't bloom into something big. The cartoon on this show completes what I call the Loni Andersen Trilogy.    
Local And Very Old Shows Ray Rayner (a kids show) (Chicago) 4 stars A great show, Ray amused adults and children at the same time.

 

Gilligan's Island The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. The Gong Show Goosebumps Grace Under Fire El Gran Juego de la Oca The Greatest American Hero Green Acres The Green Hornet Growing Pains The George Carlin Show El Gran Juego de la Oca The Greatest American Hero Green Acres The Green Hornet Gumby Gunsmoke Happy Days Hard Copy Have Gun -- Will Travel Hawaii Five-O He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe Henry's Cat Hercules: The Legendary Journeys Herman's Head High Incident Highlander Highlander: The Raven Hill Street Blues Hiller and Diller The Hitchhiker Hogan's Heroes Big List Of TV Shows A B C

 

   
     

 

Shows We Disagree About Home Improvement Yea, I know it's a highly rated show, but the level of male bashing is too high for my tastes. Two other sitcom's made it high on the list even though they contain a great deal of male bashing. However, there's just something about "Jill" that I find to be unacceptably annoying. Cosby (all flavors) Nothing really wrong with it, I just don't care for it. I use to like Bill Cosby (when I was a kid), and I still like his humor. There are certainly worse shows on TV    
     
     

All Hype

Shows I've never bothered to watch (But they may have been good) Alf The Visitor The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Battlestar Galactica Duckman Beverly Hills, 90210 The Benny Hill Show Beyond 2000 Dharma and Greg Due South The Dukes of Hazzard Dynasty Early Edition Earth: Final Conflict Earthworm Jim The Ghost and Mrs Muir    
The Golden Girls    
     

 

Commercials, The best

Twist to Open (Beer) I hate dancing, but I like the new GAP Kahki commercials  
Stinky Chair (in the car)    
Frogs & Lizards (Budwieser)    
Little girl who orders Pepsi (Pepsi)  (they're starting to over do it)    
Throwing the Newspaper too hard (forgot)    
The muscle man's tootsies (phone)    
Babe farting in the car (Smart Beep)    
The kid and the tampon commercial    

 

Commercials, The worst

In general,
  • any commercial that gets my attention by re-enacting situations I hate. Ringing phones, honking horns, reminding me to pay taxes or go to the dentist.
  • Anyone who screams at me-- There are a lot of money loaning commercials that feature some nitwit talking way too loudly into the camera.
  • Anyone who thinks I am so lazy or my math skills are so poor, that if they just tell me what the monthly payment is I'll buy it and never really figure out that I paid $400 for a $20 telephone or $300 for a $50 set of cookware.
  • Commercials that challenge me to do anything.   I say @#!-YOU!
  • Commercials that apologize for interrupting me, but do it anyway. I say again @#!-YOU!
  • Commercials that ignore me so that they can be "politically correct" like commercials that have no sound, because they have sub titles -- they want you to know they hire deaf people.  The one possible exception is tampon commercials, although, I'm sure if they gave it some thought they could come up with something that appeals to men too.  (see favorite commercials)
  • Any commercial that has a business man whispering (IBM, ATT, Lucent).  The only thing worse than hearing these pointy haired bastards talk is hearing them "think".
   
Carmax, and the honking horns.  What's next a garbage truck musical?    
The GAP commercial with Rap stars    
     
     
The really long starving kid commercial that wants to know if I could tell that little girl to her face, that I won't give her my money. I'd be happy to, but first I've got some paperwork that must be completed.  If the president of her country, her parents, the US congress and the IRS could just drop by the house, I'd be happy to work out a fair split.    
Most phone and phone service commercials telephone companies are money making machines. They finally realized that people don't like unsolicited junk phone calls. But rather than help to prevent their product from being misused, they decided to charge you, the customer for doing the right thing. It's like rust protection on a car. I just spent over $10,000 on a metal machine that operates in all kinds of weather and you have the nerve to ask me if I want to prevent it from rusting (as an after thought).

It's particularly annoying to hear them offer small business advice: Phone companies don't make money because of their superior business skills, they make money because they inherited a monopoly. In fact, the main reason they keep changing area codes is because they have no real interest or talent for doing anything new. Which brings us to a commercial I hate the most. Lucent Technologies and that whispering bastard telling me how advanced they are. I own a Lucent answering machine and it is anything but advanced. In fact, as far as design, I think it's one of the worst pieces of electronics I own. After you listen to the messages, you press the button to erase them but nothing happens--you have to wait until the tape rewinds.

And last but not least, 10-10-go straight to hell.

 

   
IBM... Pretentious morons. "Ever thought about doing business on the net?" Hey, ever think about competing with Microsoft? (ah,CENSORED! probably not the opinion of JHLMC, Inc. or their affiliates.)    

 

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